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collegehumor:

TWITTER IS UP! BACK TO WORK!

TWITTER IS UP! BACK TO WORK!

Funniest thing ever?

This was the thing in this picture.

This menu is a collector’s item. I legit wanna keep mine in a mylar bag.

patrickcassels:

adamconover:

Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these unbelievably hilarious fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival in Brooklyn this weekend, and people are freaking out about them. Click through to see the whole thing. It’s a big batch of truly inspired gut-busting nonsense.

Add me to the growing list of this menu’s fans. One dead dog with yarn clippings, please.

» The Aussie lingo in this is borderline indecipherable but the general positive vibe comes though. "Jatz Crackers" is my new favorite term.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

» I wrote a story and my school published it on the interwebz and in a lil magazine.

Estuary is the best word in the english language. Maybe tied with arabesque.

(Source: wheezy)

onetinyhand:

eddard stark.

(Source: jil-sander, via robdelaney)

» My Hot Reads at The Daily Beast. Lesbian psychoanalytic angst, kick-ass WWII lady spies, some other junk, and the new Christopher Buckley novel (!)

sarapocock:

Oh, Sally. All you wanted was a nice evening out with your dad and his cool, sophisticated friends. Roger is the WORST date.

(via paulftompkins)

(Source: fokyeahyolandi)